I asked my dad which Ninja Turtle was which. He started to tell me. The blue one is Leonardo and he's the leader. The red one is Raphael and he has anger issues. The orange one is Michelangelo and he's the most immature. The purple one is Donatello and he's the most intelligent. And the green one has aids. 

And my fucking dumbass goes, "Wait, there's a green one?"

And my dad goes, "Yeah, and he has aids."

💀💀💀 I guess I didn't clock that part. Was too hung up on the green thing